For meetings when I show up and run for something, I get stomped. For meetings I miss and want no office at all, I am elected Supreme Leader, the Grand Poo-Bah.
For the second time in my life I am now president of a local chapter of sports officials. This one is MidTexas Sports Officials. We do volleyball, basketball, softball and baseball. My position is mostly ceremonial, though it does mean I can be blamed for everything that does wrong so it is a lot like being pastor of a church, or husband.
So, should you have any officiating needs anywhere any time, contact us here or any of the other ways you usually contact me.
And, yes, I do need to be called Mr. President. Hail to the Chief should be played when I walk in the room.