UT Football: I Throw the Gauntlet Down

Radical Chaositist Todd Littleton, I throw the gauntlet down to thee.

The Red River Rivalry is this weekend. Zero U versus my beloved Texas Longhorns. Like Mr. Obama vs. Mr. Romney, the Democrats from Okie-homa will find we debate well, whatever the polls might say.

And so, I challenge thee, oh Evil One that thou art.

And I offer a cyber-wager. Straight up, head to head, not against any line.

UT will beat Zero U in the Cotton Bowl on Saturday. When UT wins, you will need to run a flattering picture of Bevo on your website for the rest of the weekend. In the very unlikely event that Landry Jones does not swallow that unmoustache of his, should Zero U eke out a meager win (I hear the NFL replacement refs are looking at this gig), I will put up Zero U, Crimson and Cream logo up on my hallowed UT website.

Now, do you just want to admit defeat, or exhibit cowardice, or canst thou stand and be a man?

The gauntlet, sir, is properly hurled.

 

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2 Responses to UT Football: I Throw the Gauntlet Down

  1. […] Rick Davis threw the gauntlet my way. We both favor teams in the Big 12. The Longhorns, Davis’ franchise of choice, appear resurgent after Mack Brown finally settled on a quarterback to rise from the Ash(es) of the past two seasons. The Sooners bobbled in Norman to the team now ranked in the top 10. After the Manhattan Project startled Mike Stoops, the Sooners took the number 1 defense in the Country to the woodshed and knocked Texas Tech out of the top 25. […]

  2. Todd says:

    Gauntlet has been picked up. We will send for Bevo Saturday afternoon.

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